Oh I've got a story
A tale to tell you
A short, simple legend
of a gal named, Mary-Sue

This girl was a beauty
With talent great and true
On par with no other
was this gal named, Mary Sue

Her hair inked like night
that glistened like dew
Hung down to her ankles
but didn't trip up, Mary Sue

Eye's shone like diamond
Of each and every hue
Don't ask how how it can
It just does for, Mary Sue

Now you see she was a killer
an assassin, through and through
but don't let that stop you from loving
that gal named, Mary Sue

Cause she was raped by her daddy
and her mother was killed too
But she wasn't traumatized
no not, Mary Sue

Now she is a gleeful one
but inside, she is blue
She's a walking conundrum
yes her, Mary Sue

She can do it all
Yes she's better than you
Or at least that's what she thinks
Our girl, Mary Sue