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No one crunches numbers like I can
Bending rules to meet my master plan
I hold the game world in my hand
For I am the Munchkin Man

No one can fend off my attacks
So perfectly my sheet's been stacked
I know the best way to min-max
For I am the Munchkin Man

My soul it does inspire
To see my stats rise higher
More XP is my desire
For I am the Munchkin Man

Some play the creation
Some play for congregation
I play for compensation
For I am the Munchkin Man

To some I am a sinner
But in my eyes I am the winner
All the rest are just beginners
Compared to me, the Munchkin Man
©2008-2009 ~Scott-Redburn
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Another little humor piece of mine. God, I'm a geek.

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:iconktbug10585:
If you're talking about Munchkin the card game.. yes you are. If you're not.. then.. well.. I'M the geek lol. It's beautiful, great job xD

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"As useful as a gigantic middle finger would be when sailing in high traffic..."

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The truth is far more geeky and bearded. The munchkin card game is making fun of the same subject as I am. The player of tabletop RPs that attempt to "win" by taking game mechanics to their limits, rules lawyering, and trying to dominate games via math rather than having fun with story or character.

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Sometimes all you need is a road, a full tank of gas, and absolutely no plans whatsoever.
:iconktbug10585:
Ahhh I see well I was somewhat on track then!

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"As useful as a gigantic middle finger would be when sailing in high traffic..."

If you know where that quote is from, I :heart: you.

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